Celebrating Shannen's birthday, let's ignore her explicit wishes not to go there and do it anyway.  Let's all be in on the conspiracy, ignore her frequent protests and vague suspicions, and then sit there and enjoy ourselves for at least twenty minutes while she cries, ask her if she's okay, ignore her when she says no, tell everyone it's her birthday so that they'll harass her, carry on and have a good time despite the tears, leave only at our convenience, then have one of the party embarrass themselves further with her usual tendency to flirt with everyone and take another 20 minutes to leave, so she can shout loud enough for the whole bar to hear that her daughter is crying in the car, then return to the car and consider to ridicule said person and carry on like she just had the best night ever. 

Then let's go on facebook and apologize that Shannen didn't have fun, even though that was obviously the outcome of such an endeavor long before we even left the house. 
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I miss people.

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Heat and Sunshine are not my friends.  I spend most of my time wishing it will rain.  I even wished it would rain on Midsummer (and it did and I was glad...and I felt slightly guilty about it).  I couldn't go play in it though because I was at work. 

I wish my mom would stop coming into my room and camping out on my bed.  I might have to invest in some locks in case they ever decide to fix my doorknob properly and I can't rip it out of the door to effectively keep her out.  Doom.

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....I dreamt about reading my blog...I also dreamt that Molly and Amy updated theirs....................I really have no life.

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I was checking out my Witch's Calendar for June this morning (they have little bits written up about the aspects of every month...) since I hadn't had a chance to check it yet and I found out something quite startling.  My birthday has always been very close to Litha, the summer solstice, this year it's the farthest it's ever been, four days apart.  I used to hope that the year I was born that Litha fell on my birthday, but I never really thought it did (plus my parents got married on the 21st, Litha of that year, three years before so I doubted it changed enough).  Reading my calendar this morning, the author of the month mentions Old Midsummer's Eve, June 24th.  My birthday.  So I Wikied it.  Turns out in the original calendar, Midsummer always fell on June 24th, and was eventually associated with St. John. 
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I got up....and played games. 

I read too many books.  Yeah...

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We got faster internet!!  Woo!!!  I don't have to read a book while I wait for the page to load anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

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If car A is coming up the street at nkph from point a, and car B is coming down the street at mkph from point b, which car will kill Shannen when she crosses the street at point c going pkph?
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Jackie is a loser who quits at 2am and has a migraine when I want to talk to her.  Dear Jackie, you suck.  And I got you the best present ever too!!  It's like the most awesome of awesome things!!!   

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Kirin Lemon Tea = happiness
Lipton Lemone = suckiness

I MISS MY PEOPLES!!!

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