I got there and played Super Mario Galaxy with Ryan for a few then he and Kait and Gloria left and Dad and I spent the rest of the morning playing the Wii (I totally kicked his ass) and ordering my new compy!!!  (Which in the tradition of his naming computers after gods I have requested the name Pandora, which should fit nicely with the others like Oden and Eris...)  I also showed him my shiny ring which was a fun minute becuase I was all like look at my pretty ring...and he was like who got that for you?  And I was like a really rally nice person...and then he gave me this confused and suspicious look...and I got confused and thn it finally hit him that he was the one who bought me the ring becuase it was my substitute class ring...Then we spent the afternoon at the roller rink which was a lot of fun.  I went back to his house for a short while and gifts were exchanged and then I came home and crashed like nobody's buisiness after my five and a half hours of sleep.  Oh, right before we left Grandma called Dad's house, Gloria answered, got the phone to Dad...apparently my Grandma was calling my Dad to ask me when I would like to be picked up in the morning...Mom says it was just to piss off Gloria...I think it was hilarious.  She didn't call my house or my cell first either...she just called her son and said hey, when should I pick up my grandaughter?  I know she's there...

Today I am visiting Aunt Gret.  I had twelve hours of sleep.  Mom is driving me down.

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SLEEP IS FOR QUITERS!!!

And that's all I have to say about that.

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...I finally got my GPA where I want it...thanks to me chanting a mantra to Sarasvati??  Thank you Sarasvati!!

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"I'm doomed and we're doomed and everything is doomed!"

"That about sums it up."

--Phoebe and Piper, Charmed

"Oh my goodness Henry just fell off the bridge.  I'm gonna have to call you back."

--Paige, Charmed

I thas occured to me that quoting from a book violates the copyright laws...so I've removed my "The Burglar Who Traded Ted Williams" quotes.  It's depressing I know.

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This what happens when you waste all your KOL adventures in the clan rumpus room.

Thanks for the larva, Adventurer. We'll put this to good use. Have some Meat for your troubles.

You gain 500 Meat.

We've received word that the owner of the Typical Tavern, in the Distant Woods, is having a bit of a rat problem. I'm sure he'd reward you if you took care of it for him.

You have not yet slain the Boss Bat. He can be found in the Bat Hole, in the Nearby Plains.

Adventurer! Now that you're getting a little stronger, you should really consider joining your class's Guild. Head over to the Brotherhood of the Smackdown, on the Right Side of the Tracks, and talk to Gunther.

We've gotten word, Adventurer, that the Knob Goblins, who normally keep to themselves over at Cobb's Knob, are planning a major military action against Seaside Town.

We need for you to go deep into the Knob, and nip this problem in the bud, so to speak, by neutralizing the Goblin King.

Our spies have determined that there is a secret entrance that will allow you to access the inside of the Knob. They recovered this map, but nobody knows how to read it.

You'll need to figure out how to decrypt the symbols on it if you're going to find that entrance. And be careful with it, Adventurer. Many Bothans died to... oh, wait, never mind. That was something else.

You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob map

Recently, an aura of extreme Spookiness has begun to emanate from within the Cyrpt, near the Misspelled Cemetary in the Nearby Plains. We fear that some horrible monster has taken up residence there, and begun to rile up the local undead.

Would you be so good as to investigate?

Adventurer! We've received an urgent letter from the L337 Tr4pz0r, requesting our assistance. We're, like, really busy right now, so we were hoping you could go out to his place and see what he wants.

He lives at the base of Mt. McLargeHuge, the tallest of the Big Mountains. We'll mark it on your map for you.

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"Why are all the lights out?"

"Frankie!  We're busy making nefarious plots!!"

--Frankie and Bloo, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

"You can't use my neurosis to justify your own."

--Piper (to Paige), Charmed

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"That was bad.  It would have been good...if it hadn't been bad."
--Amy
(I've been meaning to put this one up for a while but I kept forgetting it...in raquetball Amy served and it was bad and then Molly got a good hit off of Amy's bad serve...but it didn't count )

"Shannen, this is God."
"I'm a little busy right now."
"Make time bitch!"
--Molly and Me

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"You have the attention span of a catterpillar."
--Renee

M:  "Shannen I have a problem."
S:  "Okay."
M:  "Renee looks at me funny."
(pause)
S:  "Is that your problem?"
M:  "Yes.  it bothers me."
(pause)
M:  "Mediate us."
S:  "Oh, okay.  Renee why do you look at Molly funny?"
R:  "Because I'm thinking funny things."
S:  "I think it bothers her when you do that."
R:  "Well that's too bad."  (actually I don't remember exactly what she said)
*Renee looks at me funny, then Molly*
M:  "She's doing it again!"
S:  "I know, she's doing it to me too."

more...

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I'm playing on Facebook and suddenly I notice the ad on the side...it says:  One of UR friends might like you!
At which point I'm thinking...I hope my friends like me...otherwise why are they pretending to be my friends?? 
It was an ad for findyouradmirerer.com or some such...but the phrasing of it was perhaps poorly chosen. 

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I found this on witchvox.com...it's pretty cool.  Check it out.

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