"You have the attention span of a catterpillar."
--Renee

M:  "Shannen I have a problem."
S:  "Okay."
M:  "Renee looks at me funny."
(pause)
S:  "Is that your problem?"
M:  "Yes.  it bothers me."
(pause)
M:  "Mediate us."
S:  "Oh, okay.  Renee why do you look at Molly funny?"
R:  "Because I'm thinking funny things."
S:  "I think it bothers her when you do that."
R:  "Well that's too bad."  (actually I don't remember exactly what she said)
*Renee looks at me funny, then Molly*
M:  "She's doing it again!"
S:  "I know, she's doing it to me too."

Special Mediation Quotes:

M:  "I told you that last night!"
A:  "Yeah, after we made love."
M:  "You are dillusional!!"

A:  "I gave her flowers; I even slept outside her house at night...until she called the police and had them take me away."
M:  "That was my roomate by the way."

A:  "I suppose I could try online dating.  I heard that's good.  I'm just lonely."

A:  "I want her to go on a date with me.  Just one date!"
S:  "What makes you think she's going to want to go on a date with you when you dated for four years and she's decided not to now?"
A;  "I've changed!  I'm different now!"

A:  "I just don't want her hanging all over her boyfriends in front of me."
M:  "I wouldn't do that, I'm not into PDA, that was you."
A:  "I'm sorry I like to show off my girlfriends.  Okay?"
S:  "O-kaay...so..."

(from the other group)
"Yes, I did paint 'I love sex' on her door, but it's true.  If she didn't want me to know she should put down her blinds."
(later)
"I want an apology letter to my parents."
"I want you to pay to fix my door."
"I'm not paying for that, it's true.  You need to learn to use your blinds."
"Then I guess you're not getting your apology letter."
"I guess not. That's fine with me, cause I'm not paying for the door."
"Fine."

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