As enacted by Renee and I in the theater while she painted and I watched her from the balcony:
"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?"
"I'm right here!  What dost thou want?"
"I want you to come up here."
"I'm sorry dear, I'm painting."
"You're always painting!"
"Your father said I had to work seven years to earn your hand in marriage."
"That's a different story."
*giggle*
"Don't listen to my father, he's trying to trick you.  He'll just have you marry my sister."
"And then I'll have to work another seven years."
"Yeah, pretty much."
"The hour of fooding doth approach."
"I am very hungry, I've been working for seven years."
"I bet my father doesn't give you anything but bread and water."
"Nope."
"That's so sad."
*Romeo romantically climbs over the balcony and almost falls on fair Juliet*
"Fair Romeo thou doest a great job wooing me."
*laughter* "Thank you fair maiden."

and we leave
outside, later

"Your father didn't want me to leave until I had finished the painting."
"Oh, who cares about him; he's just using you for free labor anyway."

At dinner we discovered Molly was fair Juliet's sister. Renee said she'd work seven years for her.  I was offended at Molly being my sister until Amy pointed out that, being a bible story, incest was common and well accepted.  So then everything turned out okay. 
Until I discovered Molly had spent the afternoon in bed with Deidre.  Now I shall have to kill her (Deidre). 

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